Thursday 5 January 2017

Is This Why You're Cheating?


It shouldn’t be shocking or breaking news that most (not all) Nigerian Women cheat on their husbands and like their husbands their reasons are somewhat flimsy, or even flimsier. While reasons might differ from woman to woman a popular Nigerian relationship expert Dokun Olumofin coined 35 most common reasons.
1. Domestic Violence
2. Inability to Satisfy her sexually
3. No Income from the Husband and No Prospects
4. Serial Cheat and Womanizer
5. She is a Sex Freak and one Man can’t satisfy her
6. Lover of Money, Fame and Power
7. Social Media Usage ( Instagram and Snapchat)
8. Wearing Boxers for 1 week without washing
9. Mouth Odour
10. Always out at Parties, Clubs and never spends time with her and children
11. Low sperm count ( Can’t Have Children)
12. Pot Belly
13. Chronic Alcoholic
14. Never washes dishes after usage
15. No breakfast in bed for the wife
16. Dresses Like a Villager
17. Never Post her on Social Media
18. Numerous Baby Mamas
19. Lack of Oral Sex and Other Foreplay that women love
20. He is Generally a Fuck Boy
21. Married for the wrong reason
22. Not over her Ex
23. Attractive Personal Trainer
24. Husband verbal abuse towards her
25. 1 Minute man (Can’t last more than 1 Minute in bed)
26. No Doggy Style, Monkey Style, Indian Chimp style etc (Just Missionary)
27. Sexy Driver, House Boy and Especially Personal Trainer.
28. Small Penis
29. Having Male best friends ( It Never works, he will shag her one day)
30. She is just Randy
31. No Respect from in Laws
32. Desperation for Lagos Big Girl Title
33. Polo Club Membership
34. Aso Ebi Madness (Asoebi Everyweekend)
35. Working Personally with a randy billionaire

No one should be crucified unjustly for cheating, albeit it is wrong to cheat. Above all Men should learn to show love to their wives in the best way they can.

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